Fur is SO 1990’s
Bring on the meat!
Grocery shopping… How do you do it?
So i was at the grocery store and wondered to myself if the way people shopped had anything to do with their actual personality.
Personally, I like to take my time when I shop so I move slower than most but I’m sure to stay out of the way of those people that are in a rush (Don’t want to disturb the social balance of the supermarket) I’m very relaxed when I shop, I look around and enjoy the colourful coordination of all the food and related items. I think this reflects my general personality, calm, relaxed most of the time, like to smell the roses if you will.
But what about that jackass that’s pushing their cart around like sandra bullock driving the bus in speed! I’ve witnessed several of these people and their shopping characteristics are all quite similar. They race around the store as if someone is going to kill their child if they don’t finish in time, they have a list of exactly what they want and don’t bother with sales because they’ve got their head so far up their ass they’re turning inside out (???) and they always go to the line with the least amount of people ignoring the possibility that the people in that line may be buying enough groceries to start a revolution. Now, not knowing anyone like this (or at least not knowing that anyone I know is like this) I can only assume that this person is as much of a jerk out side of the grocery store as they are in. A genuine asshole worthy of a metal from say Kanye West (he probably shops like a prick).
Now there is always going to be people who are balanced or a little bit more of one or the other. But these people are boring and I don’t want to write about them. Next time you’re shopping think about what you’re doing :)
